How to create Ruth’s heart-attack special0
neil posted in Uncategorized, Neil on September 30th, 2006
Did’nt get round to posting this recipe over the summer. Now things have calmed down its time to pile on the pounds with this incredible recipe.
Ruth, a civil engineer, invented this for parties and general population control. It is simplicity itself, you merely combine the least healthy ingredients you can find in any corner-shop and melt them all down and place into a rice-krispie matrix.
Ingredients (Rice Krispies not pictured)
Step 1) Melt butter in large saucepan
Step 2) Melt toffee into same large saucepan
Step 3) Melt flumps/marshmallows into same large saucepan
Step 4) Introduce rice krispies
Step 5) Prepare tray with more butter and greaseproof paper
Step 6) Pour from saucepan onto tray
Step 7) Flatten and let sit until bored
This is’nt a healthy or nutritious foodstuff, it is bad for you and it is very very good at parties.